We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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