Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
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He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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