R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm too high and old for this...
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