I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Randomize
