Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
home. puking in laundry basket.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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