guys are only as good as the porn they watch
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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