I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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