WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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