Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize