and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
Randomize