he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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