Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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