I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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