If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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