he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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