Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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