she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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