I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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