I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
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Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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