Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I supernannyed him into submission
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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