i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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