he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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