how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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