Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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