You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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