did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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