is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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