Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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