When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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