The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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