so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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