I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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