Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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