ya dads aren't the best wingmen
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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