I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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