Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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