No more Irish car bombs ever.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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