is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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