Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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