i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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