I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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