then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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