So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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