just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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