i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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