Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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