Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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