It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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