Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
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Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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