Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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