Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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